Election Rigged Against Giant Meteor!

Little-known Giant Meteor campaign

The Mainstream Media didn't cover the long shot campaign of this little known third-party candidate.  
Going by the name of "Giant Meteor", the third party candidate (considered ineligible due to alien status by many) gathered a small following upon entering the race.  Excitement grew quickly as Giant Meteor's media "splash" approached.  

However, that all ended Sunday as Giant Meteor's campaign which was expected to "hit the ground in a big way" veered off course for at least this election cycle.


A spokesman for Giant Meteor who wished to remain anonymous, suggested that Democrats may have rigged the timing against Giant Meteor "splash" as early as the Democratic primaries.  

"While it can't be proven, nobody can deny that having millions of people waiting for hours at a time in line to vote certainly could have caused enough drag on the planet to alter the results of this election!"

Indeed, there were long lines in many states, and people waited hours in those lines, but did Giant Meteor even have a chance?  The Mainstream Media were calling Giant Meteor "a bigger threat than we know" - even using the slur "Asteroid" in their descriptions... suggesting Meteor was "too big". 

Running as an "outsider" Giant Meteor never had a chance.

Certainly, nobody can deny that Giant Meteor was running as an "outsider".  And third-party outsiders don't stand a chance.  But then, an OUTSIDER is exactly what the voting public has been clamoring for... isn't it?

Did the voters see something new in Giant Meteor?  Something they weren't seeing in the other candidates?  Was it that Giant Meteor seemed like their only chance at a fresh start?  

Yes, that appears to be what the polls confirmed, that faced with the choice of only Clinton or Trump, most people preferred Giant Meteor.  Now that it's too late, we see no harm in looking at Giant Meteor's platform and what voters liked about it.

Giant Meteor's Platform:

1. The end of all wars. And who can deny that, while ambitious, Giant Meteor's threat of ending all war and disarming the entire planet is wonderful.

2. The collapse of the world banking system. Giant Meteor promised to end the banking system as we know it by executive order.

3. No more taxes. Giant Meteor would eliminate taxes AND money.

4. All debts are cancelled.  Giant Meteor would cancel all debts, debits, deficits.

5. Good education for all.  What could be more educating for us than to learn what happens when we offer only Trump and Clinton as our choices.  Giant Meteor would educate us for FREE.

6. No more billionaires! In fact, no more big banks, no big pharma, no corporations, no military industrial complex.

7. A LEVEL playing field.  Giant Meteor would level the playing field for everyone (who's left).

Needless to say, there could have been a lot of appeal for Giant Meteor 2016.  

We can dream, can't we?

The good news is, apparently there are LOTS of giant meteors just waiting to be discovered.  They are hitting our planet daily, on a much smaller scale... down-ballot, so to speak.  And who knows, some say Giant Meteor will be back again next cycle.  We can only hope!





Newly Discovered Asteroid Buzzes Earth
Earth Narrowly Misses Being Hit By Asteroid

Bill Calls Donald

Donald: Hello...

Bill:  Don, what the hell are you doing?  Hillary's numbers are tanking!

Donald: Who is this?

Bill:  It's Bill Clinton you idiot!

Donald: Bill?  I didn't know it was you.  Your name didn't come up on my phone.

Bill:  Oh, yeah, we all had to get new phones.  Something about Tony Weiner texting Nancy Pelosi.

Donald: Oh, uh... OK... so, what are you talking about?  Hillary is doing terrific in the polls... just like we talked about.

Bill:  You're not really telling me you think those are REAL polls are you?  

We'er polling DEAD PEOPLE you idiot!  NOBODY is actually "with her"... but... This has GOT to look like an election at SOME point.

Donald: Bill, Bill, I'm holding up my end.  I'm doing FANTASTIC!  I've insulted everyone.  I've insulted women, blacks, Latinos, judges, veterans, parents of veterans, gays, disabled people... I've insulted Republicans, Democrats, bankers... I've insulted BABIES!!! And THEY can't even vote!  

Bill:  You've just GOT to try harder... I mean... don't try so hard... Whatever you're doing - stop doing it Don, you're messing this all up. 

Donald: But, Bill... I'm not spending a DIME.  I haven't run an ad in MONTHS!  The media is giving this election to me.  I've even started insulting THEM, and they STILL LOVE ME.  I sent Ivanka to vacation with PUTIN's girlfriend, for crying out loud.  Everybody STILL loves me.  

So... tell me how we can get people to vote for Hillary and I'll help you.  I've stopped going after her.  I just can't think of anything else I can do Bill.

Bill:  Well, lay off the "rigged elections" stuff for a while.  Stay on the "rigged media"... that's good for now.  The less media attention we have, the better.  The Olympics should have helped us but it hasn't.  You should start insulting a few Olympians... that's sure to divert attention for a while.  If you can find a former Bernie supporter who's competing in the Olympics, that would be the best.  

Donald: OK, I'll put my people on it.  It will be terrific!

Bill:  Now listen... I think the FBI is still poking around the elections... and I can only be at so many polling places at one time... so, you're going to have to help me out here... it has GOT to look like a fair election... and at this point the only way Hillary is going to win is if YOU drop out at the last possible moment.  Can you do that for me Big Guy?

Donald: Bill, are you kidding me?  I can't WAIT to get out of this... and I'd rather not hang on any longer than I have to.  I can drop out just before the election and before there's time for anyone else to get involved.  But, what do you want me to do in the mean time? 

Bill:  Well, I don't know who else is left for you to insult... Asians?

Donald: Wait... not the Chinese... Who's going to make my hats?

Bill:  Well, I can't think of anyone else who likes you.  Is it too late to start attacking the NRA?

Donald: Now THAT sounds terrific!  I won't have trouble in that department... I guarantee it.  Oh, and sorry about that "2nd Amendment people" thing... I think I must have been thinking of the 5th Amendment.

Bill:  Yeah, well... if there's one thing we 5th Amendment people do, it's STICK TOGETHER.   

So, how's your daughter doin'?

CLICK!

GOP Operatives Aren’t So Sure That Trump Even Wants To Win

“Just when I’m convinced that all signs of control of Trump’s actions point to Moscow, I’m jerked back to reality that only Bill Clinton could really devise this madness from a GOP nominee,” said John Weaver, who spearheaded John Kasich’s presidential campaign. “Seriously, even someone trying to throw the race wouldn’t go to these lengths, even out of self-respect.”

"Does it Matter if the Election was Rigged"

If the mainstream media didn't report it, it didn't happen.  It doesn't matter that some of us actually experienced election fraud and voter suppression, this was our imagination working overtime.  Bill Clinton visiting the polling stations, elimination of hundreds of polling stations, misprinted ballots, discarded ballots, outrageously inaccurate exit polls, faulty voting machines, 5-hour lines, media collusion... Don't worry... Everything is fine... move along.  Hillary won fair and square... forget what you EXPERIENCED... believe what we tell you.  Who would question their own government after all?  Who but "anti-Americans" would suggest our government is not being forthright with the people?

PATRIOTS... that's who!  People who believe in DEMOCRACY... that's who.  People who believe we cannot have democracy without fair elections!  People who believe our Constitution gave us the right - the OBLIGATION to protest our government - to demand our voices be heard.  Americans demand that our government represents US - and we tell our government how to do that by VOTING.  




When voting is being suppressed - when vote counts are tampered with - It is someone who is NOT a PATRIOT who is doing this!  Voter suppression goes against the Constitution and the will of the people... you know... WE THE PEOPLE...


So, let's be clear here... because we actually SAW what happened in the "Democratic" primary with our own eyes.  We didn't see a UFO... The primary was simply RIGGED.  NO question.  Anyone can search "Voter Suppression 2016" for dozens of video testimonies.  

We also saw what happened at the DNC.  More suppression - this time it was suppression of the DELEGATES.  As I said above, it's people who are NOT PATRIOTS who support this!

So, who is surprised that people who experienced voter suppression cannot back the candidate who is the beneficiary of that voter suppression?  Anybody?  But what about the people who support that candidate?  Do they support VOTER SUPPRESSION?  To many of us... the answer is YES!  They support voter suppression when they pretend Hillary won "fair and square".  They are NOT patriots - they don't love democracy like the rest of us do.  To these anti-Americans who support voter suppression, WE are "being ridiculous".  And guess what... WE'RE NOT BEING RIDICULOUS!  We're being AMERICANS!

What I find "ridiculous" is the number of people who don't GET THIS!  There is NO moving forward with the Democratic party and a candidate who stole the primary and now simply doesn't have the votes to support their candidacy.  The votes they suppressed in order to have their candidate win the primary are NOT votes for their candidate in the general.  Hillary Clinton is millions of votes SHORT.  That's why she needs REPUBLICANS to vote for her.  Voting for Hillary Clinton is literally voting AGAINST DEMOCRACY!  

So who are the anti-Americans who are supporting a rigged election?  When you look closely, they are the very establishment that Hillary Clinton will be representing as President.  Millionaires and billionaires support the theme that "Hillary won fair and square".  Celebrities, politicians, business people... they support Hillary by ignoring election rigging... or more accurately - they ignore election rigging to support Hillary.  Seriously - Fuck them!

And so for me, and for millions of Americans who are patriots, and cannot support the anti-American notion of stealing elections, Hillary Clinton may as well not be on the ballot.  There is NOTHING that will convince me to "vote" against democracy.  
Those politicians and entertainment personalities who support Clinton and insist I must, are asking me to vote against AMERICA!  Not only that, but I SEE them as anti-American and cannot support THEM in their ventures - whether they are politicians or celebrities.  Their facade has been peeled away and I see them for what they are... exploiters of the people - just like the politicians they support.  Their viewer numbers have dropped and they are realizing there is a cost to supporting election rigging.

So, "Democratic" party... this is WE the People saying... If you support your candidate through election fraud and voter suppression, don't expect us to support ANY of you!  There are LOTS of people running for President.  We can choose from among those who believe in DEMOCRACY!

Bernie Sanders is NOT Rocky!

I understand Bernie Sanders is out of the running... But...

I refuse to believe I am the only one who thought about this.  We were in PHILADELPHIA for crying out loud. For over a year, stadiums were filled with the chants BERNIE, BERNIE, BERNIE...  Hey, maybe I'm older than most Bernie supporters, but it sure reminded me of those old movies... ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY... 

And damn it... in EVERY one, Rocky was down... no chance... no hope... And then... Somebody always snapped him out of it... and we ALL heard that bell... and the fanfare... and we knew ROCKY was back in the game.  And there was no doubt in anybody's mind that Rocky was going to kick some ass... Russian ass if necessary.

Sure, Bernie was down... the fight was rigged... they wanted him to take a dive... and still... we never gave up... BERNIE, BERNIE, BERNIE... 

Any minute now, we were SURE Jane was going to whisper into Bernie's ear and tell him it was OK for him to WIN!  

And then the DNC happened... Day after day... we waited for Jane... we waited, and waited... we wanted to hear that damned bell and the fanfare that would let us know we were still in this to WIN. 

The bell never came... white noise machines made sure nobody heard any fanfare.  Still we rallied... BERNIE, BERNIE, BERNIE.  

"They cheer for HIM" somebody at the DNC was overheard snarling...